D'N'O -Cooking With Onionina 4

This was inspired by a suggestion about letting Derek cook... it kinda went like this

Paul: "Derek should cook something"

Brain starts proccessing
*Derek cooking
*Derek cant cook
*Maybe Onionina could teach him
*But she hates his guts
*What if he learnt from a book
*THE ONIONINA COOK BOOK!!!

TJ: You've done it again
Paul: What?
TJ: Another idea, The Onionina Cook Book
Paul: I never said that
TJ: BUT
TJ: You said derek cooking